The woke snowflake. God help their silly souls. Excuse the rant, but these pussy-hat paladins of righteous indignation are ruining everything that's fun and interesting in an attempt to make us all feel bad about ourselves. Certified assholes each, these shark-eyed acolytes of the chaotic abyss replace good old pearl-clutching puritanism with an unquenchable appetite for judgment on everyone alive, dead, and even imaginary.
It's an inquisition, but using an ever-moving and unreachable loadstar, pulling its followers further adrift and civilization with them. Their self-eating paroxysms of intolerance that thrive only in a swollen amygdala bathe the woke snowflake in dopamine. Every social media virtue signal and finger wag feeds their self-satisfying addiction.
We've heard enough from woke snowflakes.
Printed in the shape of a hierarchical triangle.
This tri-blend track t-shirt is made from a mix of polyester, cotton, and rayon, which gives it a unique texture. The fabric also makes sure that the shirt is elastic and retains shape, is durable, yet comfy, and drapes against the body creating a slimmer look. Perfect for the gym. Remarkable, actually. Unlike the weak and unstable woke snowflake.
• 50% polyester, 25% ring-spun combed cotton, 25% rayon*
• 7/8" (2.22 cm) seamed crew neck collar with a durable rib neckband
• 1" (2.54 cm) double-needle bottom hem
• 1" (2.54 cm) blind-stitch sleeve hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Double-satin razor label
• Side seams
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 |
| Waist (inches) | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 |